whoa look at that stallings go!
by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008
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1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
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an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..
person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"
by tctk91811 September 3, 2011
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Acting childlike, being Immature and playful with a sprinkle of naivety.
( A punny play on words )
Acting childlike, being Immature and playful with a sprinkle of naivety.
( A punny play on words )
by Ashley-Daniel Mackle March 17, 2019
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Every man who lives there is either a farmer or a son of a rich man. similarly to Habrough single milfs rome free.
The children there have no access to electricity and instead play with sticks
Thats about it really
Every man who lives there is either a farmer or a son of a rich man. similarly to Habrough single milfs rome free.
The children there have no access to electricity and instead play with sticks
Thats about it really
by LincolnshireRater June 19, 2019
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