(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.
Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.
by Anpherny September 3, 2006
Get the Sequoia Monkey Vaginamug. The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.
by kariusvega October 31, 2011
Get the Giant General Sherman Sequoiamug. This person randomly jumped out of Venus and found books about murder. Beware, they always have at LEAST eight books at once. Also, never ask them about their books, they will go on for all eternity, or until you die.
OH SHIT ITS SEQUOIA!
by Annoying Adopted Child March 25, 2024
Get the Sequoiamug. by plt.babii January 16, 2024
Get the sequoiamug. Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"
Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."
Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"
Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."
Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"
by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013
Get the Sequoia Passagemug. National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.
by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023
Get the National Sequoia Appreciation Daymug. by Jimmy Valentine September 18, 2023
Get the Sequoiamug.