Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

Giant General Sherman Sequoia

The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.

"I've got a Giant General Sherman Sequoia, myself, it's a mouthful."

by kariusvega October 31, 2011

Sequoia

Quetiapine, e.g. Seroquel

“I can’t sleep, like ever. Booze, Xanax, can’t sleep.

I need a Sequoia.”

by Jimmy Valentine September 18, 2023

sequoia

Always get they pussy ate by dudes name robert, bobby, etc.

sequoia put discharged in robert’s mouth.

by omg.sleezy July 22, 2021

Sequoia

This person randomly jumped out of Venus and found books about murder. Beware, they always have at LEAST eight books at once. Also, never ask them about their books, they will go on for all eternity, or until you die.

OH SHIT ITS SEQUOIA!

by Annoying Adopted Child March 25, 2024

sequoia

Gorgeous girl with a lot of heart

"sequoia is the most loving and the hottest girl around. i wish i was like her"

by plt.babii January 16, 2024

Sequoia Passage

Running the gauntlet on the way to an empty shower stall in an all-black prison.

Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"

Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."

Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"

by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013