septic tank

Interchangeable with Yank or Yankee, a euphemistic stereotype for Americans who spill forth verbal filth like a sewage plant.

Mate, I took that septic tank from the other day out for a surf. I was hoping the sharks would rip him to pieces but it looked as though they swam away in terror. It seems not even a Great White Pointer can swallow his bullshit.

by name different December 21, 2007

septic cunt

The descriptive word to define a truely repugnant, filthy, fuked out, piece of shit person.

Did you hear that *Jane's* boyfriend cheated on her with his dog!?
What an absolute Septic Cunt!

by CrandyBizkit June 2, 2016

SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008

Septic Sally

A person of the female gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I can't get to my trailer home because Septic Sally is blocking the driveway with that stinky truck.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.

Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.

by CalamityHats July 25, 2011

Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.

"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"

by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017