smelevator

An elevator containing a fart with intense nasal powers

Whilst in an elevator

"Dude I really need to fart"

"No, don't do it, don't make it a smelevator"

by An1interestedParty May 27, 2014

Sexelent

Someone who preforms sex excellent

"Tom That Girl was Sexelent In bed last"

by Danny Springfeild December 7, 2006

somelette

Making an omelette after sex. One of the bigger pleasures you'll ever experience early in the morning.

After I came inside that blonde, I just had to make me a somelette. Boy was it delicious!

by VT-brother September 23, 2011

Semenemy

Someone that you hate but happens to share a sexual partner with you.

EW he also had sex with that bitch? I hate her! We are NOT semen sisters, she is my SEMENEMY

by aztjsummer November 6, 2011

semple

the act of sampling is to watch Shrek 2 whilst partaking in the act of anal.

Dan: hey Chloe would you like to take a trip to semple street with me

Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube

by dr.anal February 22, 2018

Semeret

The most gorgeous and thicc crackhead. She’s fun and cool to hang around with.

I love to hang out with semeret.

by Olivia45 October 18, 2019

semilegend

When you have a micropenis but you're still an optimist who tries to look on the brighter side of every situation.

Person A: Yo why does he think he's gonna succeed in the rap industry with these trash songs?
Person B: He's semilegend

by tandyhands April 26, 2021