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Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.
The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.
by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016
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trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
by keifermail August 21, 2008
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semi-menshevik

Rosa Luxemburg (also @TheAcherons)
What was the attitude of the German Left Social-Democrats, of Parvus and Rosa Luxemburg, to this controversy? They invented a utopian and semi-Menshevik scheme of permanent revolution…
by KulakHater1918 April 10, 2021
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you seem fun

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.
Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".
by snappy kyle September 16, 2013
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Seemo

sexy+scene+emo= seemo. somebody who is a sexy scene or emo kid. (being called seemo is a good thing)!
dayum did you see that seemo kid? :D

wow, that shirt is soo seemo.

my new hair is so seemo!
by your mother was here May 23, 2008
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a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
by Dave Lickersnach April 8, 2015
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Semi Separated

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated
Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated
by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017
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