glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

Secretary

secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know

stewardesses = longer than secretary

by silkster October 19, 2005

fairy secretary

synonym for "fag-hag"

jessie is josh's fairy secretary.

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010

male secretary

A job a male has when he claims to make a lot of money but never has any.

He tries to act like a big baller, but he is really the secretary!

by Ms. Petunia July 13, 2005

Going Secretary

the equivalent of 'going commando' for girls (because girls can't technically be commandos)

Can I go commando to the party?
No, for girls, its called going secretary

by Group Effort June 21, 2009