semenster

A mansecks filled semester at college

"Damn, I had a grip of mansecks this semenster at school."

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

sea monster

A singular or group party of ugly dyke bitches. Which at first glance, you believe they came out from under a rock from the bottom depths of the ocean.

I transferred into a new oceanography class, and I immediately regret my decision, because all the bitches are a bunch of sea monsters.

by jHOWz January 9, 2006

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

sexxmonster

Someone who is overly attractive. One who is wicked sexxxaaayy! So sexy that you can't use the word sexy or hot!!! Cause its just that ahhhmazzzinng.

Boy walks by two girls in the mall.
First girl: "Did you see that guy with the ahhhmazzzinng hair????
Second girl: "Hells yeahhhh, total Sexxmonster!!!"

by CUPPYCAKEE ™ ツ April 23, 2009

sea monster

another word for penis.

Josh has a big sea monster and sadly Matt doesn't.

by chris doberstein August 18, 2008