seapoon

a fictional animal that is commonly found on sheets along with other fictional animals whos names start with a letter of the alphabet to teach young children how to spell in bed.

why the fuck does you sheet-door have an animal called seapoon on it.

by boobs mcgee June 1, 2005

Soapy Columbus

When you poop in the shower.

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus

by jaboc83 June 2, 2013

Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019

Searyx

Searyx
noun: someone who smokes cock on a daily and wacks off with Cheetos laden fingers.

Adj. a word to measure the total gayness of someone or something.

noun: Searyx loves children and his body is a naturally formed beanbag for the little kiddies to lay upon.

Adj: You have Searyxian cock smoking abilities, here's your dollar.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Soapy Booby Pic Day

On October 15th, females are required to send a soapy boob pic to a guy friend

“Emily it’s the 15th, you know what that means right?”

“Yes, it’s Soapy Booby Pic Day, I’ll get in the shower”

by imsolonelyandhornyomglol October 12, 2020

Seaby

A classy backpackers resort nestled in the heart of the dandenong ranges of Victoria, this place is a definate must stop for the conciencious backpacker with a keen interest in good personal hygene, a healthy diet, serene outdoor exercise environments, abstinence and recycling.

Our reservation at Seaby is confirmed honey, they even sent us a vegetarian starter kit!

by MrCrowbar May 31, 2006