by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009
Get the Substitute PE teacher mug.I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"
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I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"
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Get the slotstitute mug.You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
by Dirge February 13, 2005
Get the substitute teachers mug.a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation
i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
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Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.
Amalgamation:
Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.
The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.
You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.
Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.
Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.
Amalgamation:
Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.
The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.
You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.
Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.
Stop being such a slutstitute with everyone you know, we love you but do you have to bang everyone you dirty pirate hooker?
by LMT August 15, 2006
Get the Slutstitute mug.Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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