The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.
This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.
The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).
It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.
The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).
It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"
Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"
Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."
Dan- "We'll do it live."
Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"
Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."
Dan- "We'll do it live."
by El Capitalist June 2, 2009
Get the Scratching Teeth mug.With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.
It's not cutting, it's scratching.
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Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
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Get the winding your ass and scratching your watch mug.The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.
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Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
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