scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018

Scorpio

The most mysterious of the signs. They tend to be quiet and keep all thoughts to themselves. If you manage your way into one of their lives, you're insanely lucky, because you'll never get such a chance again.
Scorpio's are nice and insanely protective of those they care about, and will lash out at anybody who hurts someone close to them.
Cherish your relationship with this Zodiac sign.

Gemini: So I don't know how to say this but like...this person called me a jerk and i'm not sure what to do...
Scorpio, already cocking a gun: Just say the word

by Dead_Memes May 16, 2020

scarpia

The attempt to undermine the happiness of another due to intense envy or jealousy. Adjective: scarpic

The more successful he became the more his rival's scarpia drove them to try and sully his reputation with character assination and malicious gossip.

by Vergelimbo September 3, 2006

scorpio girl

a scorpio girl is not as “dark” as people say. she isn’t always “depressed” and “sad”. she is usually happy. she is very sensitive and takes things to heart. she can be bitchy, but usually it’s not on purpose. she is a natural flirt, which can get her into trouble. she can come off strong. she pays attention to everything even though it doesn’t seem like it.

i met a scorpio girl and she’s dope

by evil stepsis April 26, 2021

Scorpioed

When a Scorpio has sex with you then leaves you cause they were possibly just using you but because they were so good in bed you still think fondly of those sexy times while feeling used by them at the same time.

Basically the Scorpio version of fucked

Example 1: You just got Scorpioed.
Example 2:

Girl 1: I had sex with my Scorpio bf then he broke up with me but he was so so good in bed
Girl 2: Ohmygosh he Scorpioed you!!

by Scorpio Survivor June 6, 2020

Scorpion Fall

When you face-plant into the ground, and your feet come up and behind your head making you look like a scorpion.

Scorpion Fall

by Pyzro November 14, 2011

Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.

Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

by Zedoric July 16, 2019