"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."
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"Josh, you totally scruffled my iPod".
"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"
"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"
by swimmer0430 May 3, 2008
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2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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A cute girl who is currently in a scruffy state.
A cute girl who is currently in a scruffy state.
"Oh boy, I look like such a scrufflet right now."
A: "OMG, look at you! You look Stunning!"
B: "Hehe, aww thank you. Normally I'm a muddy scrufflet in the garden."
A: "OMG, look at you! You look Stunning!"
B: "Hehe, aww thank you. Normally I'm a muddy scrufflet in the garden."
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