Scunthorpe

1. Awful place in Lincolnshire, but doesn't deserve to be part of that great county. Famed for it's druggys and Brian Laws. Natural habitat of the chav.

Never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, go to Scunthorpe, it's full of Chavs.

by Dene Cropper July 15, 2004

Scunch

To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.

I've been scunching all day

by scrongtheeighth November 2, 2019

Scunthorpe

Probably the most embarrassing city in England to be a resident of; due to a word that can be read within it's name.

I was on my way to Sheffield by train, but there was a mess-up and I ended up in Scunthorpe.

by DaveIII November 5, 2003

scutchie

Refer to Irish nacker, knacker, scobe, scumbag. Scutchie is a definition for a particularly destitute looking scobe.

There were two scutchie nacks sitting in a garden, one had managed to shit himself.

by cko October 21, 2003

scantchy

defined as a person who is being sketchily skanky. As in being a whore when no one is looking or can also describe a female wearing extremely inapprope attire to an event. (can also be used in the singular term of scantch) or used to describe an event of massive scantchiness - scantchfest

"Lucy was being a total scantch on the dancefloor with Sarah's BF"
"Katie's outfit was straight scantchy, i am surprised people didnt offer her money."

by dat gr March 3, 2009

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe is a large drug den in North Lincolnshire, England. It is the administrative centre of the North Lincolnshire unitary prostitute centre, and had an estimated total 82,334 sex workers according to the 2016 census. A predominantly chav town, Scunthorpe, the United Kingdom's largest weed processing centre, is also known as the "Grass Garden Town". It is the third largest settlement for dominatrixs in Lincolnshire, after Lincoln and Grimsby. The Member of Parliament for Scunthorpe is also in support of drugs, prostitution and slavery.

I got the best shag of a chav in scunthorpe last week, got me high af.

by penisenlarger69 October 26, 2018

Skuntch

Skuntch is a hybrid word which combines three words into one. It is the great-grandmother of all female disses, and though there can be male skuntches (pl); a vast majority of skuntches (pl) are female. The three words the word skuntch is derived from, skanky cunt bitch, combines the three adjectives into a singular noun; henceforth the word skuntch.

Damn bro, she just hung up on me. What a skuntch!

That skuntch act like her shit dont stink.

Man...I'm so tired of bagging these groceries. Eh bro...here comes this skuntch through my aisle. She’s always complainin.

by Lootee41 August 6, 2018