scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

scrubbing

dressing like a homeless person

Girl 1: "Ew, look at that girl, she's totally scrubbing"
Girl 2: "She's homeless, she can't help it."

by mypseudonym? June 12, 2009

Scouting

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.

"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."

by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.

I was motor scroting him all night long.

by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005

Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

by rawdick May 24, 2011