Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.

Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.

by Bowling for Burgers December 11, 2018

clam scrubber

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus

Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."

by nyaaron May 17, 2010

Schuster

German word for shoe maker

Let's just head down the the Schuster

by cheriseeeee September 27, 2008

scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

by Chaps April 10, 2005

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

cunt scrubber

one who rubs a vagina, especially the clitoris, in a vertical motion, as though washing dishes

fucking cunt scrubber!

by JamesD & RobertSY November 25, 2007

scrubber

A poor person from Stoke-on-Trent (Staffordshire, England) usually on state benefits, smokes mayfair cigarettes and drinks white ligthening cider. Smells of piss and lives on a council estate.

Ugh look at that minging scrubber

by dvd October 10, 2003