scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020

Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

noodle stroodle

A person with a penis as thin and long as your average Maggi Noodle. Lassooing is very popular aoung these peopl. These people are extreamy hard to find and try to keep the truth about their genetalia covered up.

Zac Mac is the king of the noodle stroodle people

by Bahaa September 1, 2006

death stroodle

someone or something which takes cruel or unusual enjoyment in death, pain, mysery, or woe

"My cat killed another bird today"
"She's such a death stroodle"

by Joe Carter October 27, 2006

stroodle

A sexual act involving two males, one of which must be uncircumsized. With the two erect penises end to end, male 1 proceeds to jerk himself off using male 2's foreskin. For a truly fantastic sensation he then proceeds to ejaculate into male 2's foreskin.

Dammit Mike, why don't you go stroodle Andrew's noodle.

by Phil Korn May 1, 2007

Scroobles

A form of fake currency used for bets if you're too cheap for real money.

Ari: "I won the bet Kenji, you're 50 scroobles in the hole!!"
Kenji: "Awwww dang."

by JarJar Jenki March 23, 2010