screwtility

A situation where any action is Futile because you're screwed anyway it plays out.

Sandy tried to clean up the mess while waiting for the boss to come back, but it was an act of screwtility.

After finding used condom wrappers in the wash, Joe knew that it was an act of screwtility trying to explain this one to his wife.

by [502] KanocAnoc May 18, 2010

Screwpile

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

Schemail

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks

Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.

by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010

Screwball

1) A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood/past which causes problems in the present

2) A caller of the nationally syndicated radio show "LoveLine", usually having kids at an unhealthily young age.

"Listen, all you screwballs out there, stop having children!"

by Ace Rockolla August 12, 2003

screamail

Descriptive noun for an email written all in capital letters (i.e., full-blown capslock) with optional poor grammar; may or may not actually be emotionally charged, but regardless one feels affronted when presented with such an email. A departing signature is also optional.

1. Did you see that screamail I got from my TA? I thought she was pissed off, but I guess she just doesn't know to turn off capslock.

e.g. HI U CAN JUS PUT THE DISADVANTAGES & ADVANTAGES NO NEED TO PUT ERROR FOR STANDARDS ONLY THE UNKNOWN. KTHXBYE.

by rikkuriffic January 29, 2009

Screamail

An email written in all capital letters signifying a loud angry voice.

this is an example of a SCREAMAIL

DEAR JANE DO,

WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I SAY CALL THAT CLIENT I MEAN CALL THAT CLIENT???!!!

FROM BOSS MAN

by Gem Girl April 12, 2011

screwballishe starengazers

American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"

Those screwballishe starengazers - they work at night and sleep all day.

by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013