slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? April 2, 2011

Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

Slothing

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.

When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.

by misfits May 3, 2012

scything

The process of getting with girls. As one would use a scythe to harvest crops, one can harvest gash by scything.

Guy 1: Hey man, we're gonna scythe all night.
Guy 2: Yeah boy, there's gonna be so much gash

Girl 1: This guy is trying to scythe me!
Girl 2: Yeah he's been scything all night.

by hoopermanyeee February 24, 2010

Skouching

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

by bsteez October 19, 2009

Slothing

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food

Sarah stayed home Slothing about.

by the_erlking June 11, 2013

scathing

1) marked by harshly abusive criticism

2) severely critical; scornful, as a remark

The third party candidate launched a scathing attack on the second party contender.

The judge laughed as he described the girl's voice with a scathing assertion.

by B3li3v3 May 12, 2014