Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

scooterist

Someone with class, not unlike Donegal Paul.

by Paul Canning October 29, 2003

Scootering

The primest SPORT ever invented.
Cool people ride them.

John- "Did you hear Peter, Dylan and Rigel scooter sexcore."
Tim- "Yeah, scootering must be rad.

by PV!!! March 6, 2009

scoperism

A scoperistic mannerism! Any mannerism that is a bit 'special'. Coined after the Spastic society became known as Scope and the word Spastic was replaced with Scoper.

He/she has some really funny scoperism's! James is such a scoper!

by Jefferey Jefferson June 11, 2008

Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Spoonerismatastic

combining two words to make the most freakin awesome word in your vocabulary.

gigantic + enormous = ginormous

by PresidentFrazierSmoove September 4, 2005