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scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
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scorching take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!
by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021
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Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
by AB Banana August 16, 2008
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Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009
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Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
by Godzx September 6, 2013
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SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
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shoothing

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.
John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!
by ThomasB January 22, 2007
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