schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

schunk

A guy that thinks about penis all the time. He tries to hide his love for penis by accusing others of being gay.

Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?

He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.

by Susie Juggs June 25, 2019

schwenkfelder

A sexual position created in Germany during WW2 and is most commonly know today as the "mustache ride."

I can't wait to go to bed tonight and schwenkfelder my girl friend.

Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.

The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!

by schwenkfelder January 17, 2010

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019