mike schmidt

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.

Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

by G-Fo June 29, 2006

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006

schmidlin

1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful

"All day, Johnny was being a schmidlin, sitting on the couch while Mary cleaned the house."

by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008

Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit

Gommr id Bura Hobel Bar ga Schwiemetzga

by kRYSTAL June 2, 2015

schwill

The act of taking a pull or swig directly from a bottle of liquor. Schwills are usually performed in a group while passing the bottle to the next person after each schwill. Schwills are not mixed, but can be pre-chased, chased (chaser), or be taken str8 up no chase.

"Let's schwill some of that bottle."

"Quit fckin double schwillin."

"Pass the schwillage."

by French Landis September 21, 2006

Schmidt Loks

Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.

Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.

Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.

by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018

schmidhuber

1. To interject for a moment and explain how one's recent popular idea is a few transformations away from your 1991 paper.

2. To miraculously produce fifty years of relevant literature after someone claims to trace the origin of an idea in a particular work.

1. Jan schmidhubered Harry right after his presentation, claiming that he took entire pieces of her project without credit.

2a. If you send in your paper with five references, the PI is going to schmidhuber you.

2b. ...And that's why you can't claim that Tesla was not the originator of electricity1. #schmidhubered

1 Democritus et al., 37th Sunday Demos 460 B.C. Oral.

by BeLeHin (not Salman) April 21, 2022