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Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.
Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."
by M. Veener March 27, 2010
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schnibbles

a term that comes out of the Upper Midwest of the US commonly used to refer to little bits of paper. Not actually based on anything German, but German-sounding due to the Lutheran culture of the area (hence the spelling.)

1)the rough edges of notebook paper after it's been ripped out of said notebook
2)the holes that get punched out of hole-punched paper
3)the remains of a piece of paper after it has been torn to little bits
4)little bits of garbage in general
Don't even think about leaving those schnibbles all over the floor, pick them up and throw them away!
by Sweet Georgia Peach May 28, 2004
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Schwabble

N Too much teeth during fallacio or the damage afterwords
That girl gave me too much schwabble
by Mike October 29, 2003
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schwibby

1.lame or boring
2.ugly or repulsive
3.aggro
dude, that chick is so schwibby!
by Nerd-E Man December 29, 2007
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schwabbin'

point where one is so hammered/wasted that everyone around them looks half-cartoon/half-human like those charles schwab investment commercials.
dude, after 7 long islands, I was schwabbin' and freaking out after seeing all those people on the dance floor.
by doh! boy August 6, 2009
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Schwobblenork

Pronounced Sh-wobble-nork

As a noun: The epitome of a fool.
If someone is a schwobblenork they are one of the reasons that the generations are becoming dumber and dumber.
Schwobblenorks are also commonly hypocrites and do ridiculous things such as call other people ignorant and of course also be ignorant themselves. They tend to think they are the coolest thing since the air conditioner.

As a verb: If someone is schwobblenorking they are engaging in the act of killing off other people's brain cells with their own words/actions.
As a noun: He was such a schwobblenork. He would stand up, pull his jeans up to where they belonged, and then pull them down just before he sat back in his seat.

As a verb: When Liz asked what I was doing I told her that I was listening to Jack schwobblenork. He was arguing with Chris and all of his arguments contradicted themselves. He'd been schwobblenorking for the past hour.
by Schwobbs Norks June 12, 2014
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Schwubblecock

An intense orgasm where you feel like you die and go to heaven.
I was just about to schwubblecock when my brother came in and caught us
by Dickubus McShaggi March 2, 2019
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