schwaddle

When one shit's oneself and then proceeds to waddle to the bathroom.

I was holding my coffee cup when suddenly I thought I farted when actually I shit my self and schwaddled my way to the can.

by mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 4, 2010

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

schweezle

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

by small dick rick November 6, 2007

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

schweeler

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.

This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.

by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016

Schroedle

A German who makes up his or her own words in order to try to make sense.

The Schroedle girl said "Yeah, the whos-its and the whats-its did that one thing and I was mad about it."

by Flailed October 14, 2011

schmeeder

A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.

I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory

by ratsonmydick420 May 22, 2014