by Max is awesome February 11, 2014
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by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006
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Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010
Get the Schieder mug.A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013
Get the Barking Schneider mug.The social awkward teacher that plays disc golf, has lousy jokes, is a bit fruity at times, wears plaid and different colored socks. He also talks about how hot his wife is all the time and has a broken shoulder.
Mr.Scheyeder is definitely gay.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
by The love of Chuuya's life March 9, 2021
Get the Mr.Scheyder mug.Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂
"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"
"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
by mattttyj July 27, 2014
Get the Jacob schneider's Disease mug.The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
by The Schwedes October 8, 2017
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