Schwanzparade

Literally "cock parade"

Swiss german analogue to sausage fest. Refers to a situation, where there are more men than women present.

We went to this bar, but it was such a Schwanzparade that we went on to the next bar.

by rilexa July 15, 2009

schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009

Schwaxin

When some body is charging too much for a product that they got for less. In other words, rippin you off.

I went to purchase an 8th of kron and got charged 60 when the kron was not 60 bud. I should of known he was schwaxin me.

Man miller really just schwaxed me on a bag.

by Da BoSsSs November 26, 2009

Schwai

Cool as fuck like Michael Leshack

That’s very schwai of you my guy

by SchwaiGuy13 May 28, 2019

schwang

a slang form of the word penis

"Yeah last night he just whipped out his schwang for everyone to see"

by bing July 1, 2003

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

schwail

nothing
Function noun, schwailer, one who does nothing.
Function verb, schwailing, doing nothing

What ya doin? Schwailing...
To schwail or not to schwail that is the question...

by schwailer November 8, 2008