shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys May 13, 2006

Shagging

Making love. Can be chained with animals to say you are an animal fucker.

I am shagging my girlfriend doggy style = I am making love/having sex with my girlfriend doggy style.

by Ryan K December 22, 2003

Shagging

Another word for fucking (sex)
but in england you say shagging

Jonny: Why did't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldent because i was to busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna game of footy?

Jordan: No to busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG Your shagging the hottest women ever!

by Akmedscri July 24, 2010

shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

cabin shagging

Related to cabin fever; sex with whomever you're stuck in said cabin with. Weather conditions MUST be crucial (ie a blizzard) before undertaking such shagging.

It snowed 2 feet so we got high and cabin shagged till the sun came up.

by Cindyloowho March 4, 2005

Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

schlaggin'

Someone, or something lackin' suaveness, someone or something that appears to be half-assed, someone or something that at the present time is acting really lame.

Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.

by rustyn January 6, 2008