Eliza Schuyler

The most pure cinnamon roll ever. Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton Is the wife of Alexander Hamilton. Her sisters are Angelica Schuyler-Church and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler-Van Rensslear. She was the second born daughter of continental army general Phillip Schuyler. She had 8 children including, Phillip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Eliza Hamilton Jr., James Hamilton, John Hamilton, William Hamilton, and Alexander Hamilton Jr. And when the Reynolds pamphlet was published, Eliza BURNED Hamilton. (Get it??? Okay, I'll leave now... ;-;)

Me: *Crying* "ELIZA IS THE PUREST CINNAMON ROLL IN THE WORLD!!!!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"

Eliza Schuyler by CinnamonRollEliza September 1, 2018

Angelica Schuyler 

The oldest and the wittiest of the family. Comes from a rich family with two other sisters named Eliza Schuyler and Peggy Schuyler. A super sexy, smart, amazing and unsatisfied girl. As soon as she sees a guy she likes, Eliza will claim him first, but she knows her sister like she knows her own mind and knows there is nobody as trusting or as kind so, she will let her sister be helpless and Angelica will never be satisfied.

Guy one: Damn, is that Angelica Schuyler?
Guy two: Yeah she's beautiful
Guy one: I'd like a bite of her!

Angelica Schuyler by Daniela & Carla from the salon June 17, 2018

Hope Schuyler 

Typically very beautiful. Girls with this name are extremely thicc and have a perfect body, they are also funny and fun to be around.

Omg did you see Hope Schuyler at the party last night, she looked beautiful.

Hope Schuyler by Dum thicc October 17, 2019

Angelica Schuyler 

A girl in a world in which her only job is to marry rich. Her father has no son so she's the one who has to social climb for one so she's the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in New York City is insidious.

"Angelica Schuyler knows her sister like she knows her own mind."

Angelica Schuyler by Reddie_Mileven December 3, 2020

Dirty Schuyler 

When you have anal sex with your 3rd cousin as she sucks off the neighbors great dane and your grandmother masturbates while watching you.

Shaggy: like, where's Velma and Scooby Doo?
Daphne: She took Scooby to meet her cousin and Grandmother, she said something about a Dirty Schuyler.
Fred:🤮🤮🤮

Dirty Schuyler by bbt104 March 28, 2020

elizabeth schuyler hamilton

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton was Married to Alexander Hamilton and had two sisters Angelica Schuyler and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler and had a lot of kids

Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton had a lot of kids right?

elizabeth schuyler hamilton by TheresNoMoreNamesFu- May 29, 2017

Eliza Schuyler

The best Hamilton character and historical baddie. Major milf energy. :)

Oh, Eliza Schuyler? Yeah she’s the coolest.

Eliza Schuyler by wisteriawise July 10, 2021