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Schuylerville is a historical town in Upstate New York. The polluted Hudson River runs parallel to the town. The locals continue to swim in it although it's been proven that cancer rates have increased due to PCBs. These same people ride around on BMX bikes with an estimated 12-30 beers and a 2 grams of marijuana on person. Lock 5 is where all of the scumbags hang out and smoke weed. You can find an empty can of beer anywhere in Schuylerville, even on your front lawn. Although the town itself has begun to get nicer, the number of vagabonds and dead heads has done nothing but increase. There is also a very prominent red neck population. I almost forgot, every girl that lives in Schuylerville is a slut and will sleep with you on command. You may meet the occasional nice person in Schuylerville but it is highly unlikely.
Hey want to take a ride to Schuylerville?

Only if I can take a shower when we get back.
by Heather Culnann June 22, 2011
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
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Schuylerville... also known as Summerville...High is full of slutty girls who will jump at any chance to have sex.Almost every kid has been busted smoking weed in the ally way across the street. In most schools the more older kids get prego but no not in schuylerville... In Schuylerville the younger kids are having more sex. These are 7 and 8th graders we are talking about.There is beer everywhere and there is a bar that will sell to underage....girls... Only girls. Says alot about the town eh?Every guy thinks they are 100% Gangster and writes on the back of signs and sidewalks cause thats the best they can do.The girls are fake. And brag about it.If you even look at a girl wrong she will start a fight.These girls think everything is a good reason to fight so keep your sun glasses on 8) So if you want your kids to be nasty Hoe`s, To know almost NOTHING... and to walk around with a blunt in one hand and a beer in another...Then move to Schuylerville! Good Luck kidies :)
person 1: You know what sucks really hard?
Person 2: What the ecomomy?
Person1: Jaja no... Schuylerville girls ;)
by Stephii Baby xoxo August 11, 2011
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Schuylerville is a town on the Hudson River. Schuylerville is home to many nice people who will give help whenever it is needed. The school administrators at Schuylerville Central School are some of the best. The coaches at Schuylerville have led many victories along with the amazing skills of the players. These athletes have had wins over schools like Cambridge, Granville, and Hoosic Valley. The students at Schuylerville are some of the brightest. The students at Schuylerville are accepting to new students and always willing to make new friends. So if you are new to Schuylerville, have no worries that your kids will have a great time at the elementary, middle, and high school.
by Reginaldaley June 24, 2013
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