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Schmuper

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.
John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.
by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020
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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022
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scrumper

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.
i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy
by fluffygutss December 10, 2005
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Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened
Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"
by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017
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Schumer

A woman that tries to be funny and fails
Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer
by Minoskyr19 October 1, 2020
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Amy Schumer

Not a comedian as she claims herself.
A clown? yes
Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show?
Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.
by LLLtentasion September 21, 2023
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Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.
Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017
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