Herman Schultz

1. Alias of Marvel Comic's Shocker, a classic Spider-Man Villain. He has two vibro-shock gauntlets which allow him to shoot shockwaves at Spider-Man.

2. Slang term for the shocker, the classic "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink."

"How was you date last night?"

"I gave her the Herman Schultz." (makes the shocker hand jesture)

"Nice."

by milanodawg May 13, 2006

kyle schultz

the best guy in the world. he watches heroes and has long talks about to his friend.
-i'd hit it

kyle schultz watches heroes and it's amazing!

by peachmanosalsa September 28, 2009

Joe Schultzing

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.

1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.

by Makeouthill April 20, 2017

schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

by Laser layton October 7, 2014

Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

by forging ahead March 29, 2017

chad schultz

The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.

I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.

by ragles November 18, 2019

Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010