schwubber

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy

"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!

by vaekek April 30, 2021

OGL scrub

a pitiful cs player(s). this term is so popular it has even spread past CS.

clanner1: Yo man that fucking OGL scrub couldn't even kill me when I was planting.
clanner2: Kick them the fuck out of the server and lets find a new scrim.

by clipz March 13, 2005

Scrub

A guy who mooches off of everyone else and has nothing going for him in life. Probably still lives with his mama, doesn't have a car, a job, or a plan.

Mmhmm Gurl, I had some scrub try to holler at me from his friend's car yesterday.

by Thatcrazychic August 21, 2016

Scrub Hunting

The act of driving around the ghetto yelling various insults at the local residents (Scrubs)

A favorite past time of the "cool" teenagers.

While Scrub Hunting these are things you could yell:

Man in car: DEEZ NUTZ!!!
Woman on street: DON'T BE COUNTRY!!!
Man in second car: PUT IT IN HER BUTT!!

Man in car: BITCHES AIN'T SHIT!

Man in first car: A SQUARED PLUS!
Man in second car: B SQUARED EQUALS!
Man in third car: DEEZ NUTZ!! BITCH!!

Man in car (to large group of scrubs preferably while at a stop light): Hey! I'm required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender!

by The Scrub Hunter November 1, 2010

Schrutebucks

A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.

Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.

by Whittastic September 17, 2007

bronze league scrub

a general 'scrub', generally meaning to be poor at anything in life

i'l do better than you in this game, i'l easily beat you.
no mal you wont, youre a bronze league scrub!

by chiefy p November 15, 2010

Scrub

A guy that can't get no love from neither T-Boz, Left Eye (R.I.P.) nor Chilli, who hangs out on the passenger side of his best friend's ride and attempts to get the attention of the aforementioned females but fails.

I don't want no scrub!

by iammemyselfandi February 21, 2022