schmammered

Drunk enough to screw your European roommate. maybe even the Russian one too

Man i was so schmammered last night i fucked Egore. And Kevin too..

by after hours November 7, 2004

Schmammered

Beyond hammered

You know when you're hammered and you see another person stumbling around...and you say to yourself "THAT guy's drunk!". That's Schmammered

by UB_VI_UB_IX December 22, 2010

shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Schmammeredville

The place where drunk people go in their minds. It is a happy place.
Smashed+hammered

We are taking a trip to Schmammeredville who's coming?

by SheenaBeanz May 4, 2006

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008

Shmammered

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

Schrammed

Schrammed - Verb
To not be timely, prepared or within budget

Hey Steve, how did your last job go?
Dude it sucked, I got Schrammed.

by AssBerg August 26, 2014