Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004

Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.

"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"

by James-C March 7, 2008

schnaff

1. An extremely lame, annoying and generally arse munching individual.
2. Someone who displays the attributes of a mildly retarded monkey trainer.

That arse muncher who just wrote me a parking ticket is such a schnaff!
You should have seen the schnaff who just tripped in the gutter while scretching his balls and smacked his head on a pole outside my work!

by Alex Brennan December 11, 2008

shnoffinhoffer

This word means anything that you want it to.

"man max was really being a shnoffinhoffer last night, he couldnt keep his hands off my sister."

by shnoffinhoffer May 11, 2010

Schnufflegloggen

a universal filler for any outburst of frustration

Mr. Carlile stubs his toe and immediately yells, "Schnufflegloggen!".

by Fleaman93 December 14, 2010

Schnuffing

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"

I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.

by Hannarr January 4, 2011