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Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.
HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day
by eynal May 9, 2019
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Schnitzel

ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL!?”
-Mr. Doofenshmirtz
by Lluma July 6, 2021
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Schnitzel

A substitute for cursing and a general Verb for anything
Oh schnitzel I stepped in poop,

Why are you such a schnitzel?,

For schnitzel sake,

I was schnitzel into taking the groceries out of the car
by Bee43 April 25, 2022
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Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.
by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018
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Schnitzel Bawmb

A word that describes the perfect schnitzel only found within a 10 mile radius from Stockholm's "Gott Gott Grillen".
But it can also be used to express a sudden surge of awesomeness in your surroundings.
Yo this Schnitzel is da Bawmb. I'ts like, Schnitzel Bawmb!
by Stu Pidmoron June 10, 2008
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schnitzel hunt

Anglicised bastardisation of the German term "Schnitzeljagd" (Scavenger Hunt).

A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved
Susan and Rose were huddled out of the rain under the eave of the stable, their windswept faces looking more and more miserable as they tried to decode the final clues of the "Treasuring Friendship" team building exercise they had been tasked with. Wiping water from her eyes, uncaring of the panda like effect the smeared mascara was having on her visage, Susan read the clue

"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"
by _Figment June 5, 2019
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schnitzel fit

1.When one person throws a fit over something small.

2. When complaining about something for the group when it only affects you.
I'm going to throw a schnitzel fit because someone did not get me a piece of schnitzel. I'm just doing it for everyone though.
by S-65 160th FLIR March 28, 2015
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