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Schneidered

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.
Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.
by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016
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schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.
I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.
by Moomops August 27, 2022
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max schneider

Did u see the shot of shirtless max Schneider it's so hott!
by Max is awesome February 11, 2014
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Rob Schneider

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.
by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006
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schmelle schmelle

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.
Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.
by Cobrania February 18, 2005
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Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"
I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!
by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020
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schmelmer

Last name that was popular amount many Nazi generals and soldiers.
Hitlers cousin was Arnold Schmelmer.
by Black Larry Bird December 21, 2015
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