schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023

schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Schaubing

Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.

Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.

by Duncanseven December 30, 2013

Schmupping

The act of throwing half-used ketchup sachets onto old ladies' cars. The term is often used to refer to other condiments, although in its original intended form the term does not extend this far.

I can't believe those kids outside the church had the gaul to enter in to a round of schmupping after we so kindly offered them a meal.

by Woowoowoowoo December 13, 2009

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

scheuing

Scheuing is a surname that comes from a German background

Hi Mr. Scheuing, how are you today?

by Amanda Scheuing June 22, 2008

Schruting

To mess up or make a large misake.

Made popular by the American sitcom, "The Office", it was quoted by Michael Scott, who said he was " Schruting " it. Named after fictional Dunder Mifflin employee Dwight Schrute, who frequently messes up.

Michael: " Aw, I Schruted it!"
Darryl: " Schrute what?"
Michael: "You know, Schruting it, I messed up big time, Darryl. "

by musicalman778 April 18, 2014