Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmugazie

Coke, cocaine, that is snorted through the nostrils.

Schmugazie boy : yo bro you got that Thaaaaaaang!

Guy: yeah!! You know I got that schmugazie Brothah.

Thank god I really need some cocaine man.

by Seamus O'hara July 12, 2018

Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

by Aganoo July 11, 2021

Schmegly

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere

Schmegly is one hell of a guy

by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

Schmegly

Guy who fucks around with many women but is a cool dude and is a drone

That guy schmegly the one who’s flagging is cool

by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

O'Schmeal

Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.

O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!

by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023