Mr. Schmied

When an old grandpa has the need to have younger girls fuck him.

My nieghbor pulled a Mr. Schmied ALL over my sister....

by Wolverine//Logan January 23, 2009

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.

Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'

by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009

SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

holy schnitzel

some jewish kids cannot swear so they tend to use other words to replace words like shit and fuck
so in this case its holy schnitzel!

holy schnitzel is most commonly used among jews in australia.

jew: holy schnitzel!
me: what?
jew: that schnitzeling train was fast!

by Konstah August 13, 2018

Schnitzel Bunny

An American woman that predominantly dates German men.

A: "G is always dating Germans, what's up with that?"
B: "She is such a Schnitzel Bunny..."

by kornoise September 2, 2021

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023