Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

schmelf

Random word.

What the schmelf is that?!?

by schmelfboy August 20, 2008

Schmeed

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schmelly

Schmelly means very smelly.

Sarah Schmehl is Schmelly.

by ManPoo January 8, 2013

schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

schmell

verb. or noun. maybe adjective. whatever you want it to be.

Hey Jo! How's the diahrea?
SCHMELL!

by foxygrandpas and kory October 24, 2012

schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011