schmegma

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner

by Ray Podogg April 14, 2003

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 26, 2015

shmegma

The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.

My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.

by gert b frobe May 3, 2010

schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...

Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol

by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006

Shmegman

Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

by brandothecammando September 9, 2010

Schmegmatronic

The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.

Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic

by That Blue Girl March 11, 2022