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Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.
for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“
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Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.
Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!
by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009
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Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!
by Jay Hat April 7, 2007
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DER SCHMETTERLING

The german word for......................Butterfly. Yes. Butterfly. It sounds like something that can slap you in the face with its over sized shlong. Sounds like something that could do you searious damage. MIND FUCK? I think so.
"Wow, look at that DER SCHMETTERLING!"
"OH GOD, ITS GOING TO EAT ME"
"Dude, It's a butterfly.."
"Oh. Right. I knew that.."
by Twisted Little Flower October 24, 2009
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das schmetterling

The best german word there is. Means "the butterfly" in English.
Du bist ein Schmetterling. Ich esse das Schmetterling.

You are a butterfly. I eat the butterfly.
by DUBISTEINEKUH April 14, 2017
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schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.
Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?
by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011
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schmasturbate

The fourth "S". What you do after you shower, shit, and shave.
Bill: "Hey man what took you so long to get here? Kickoff was 10 minutes ago!"

Ray: "Sorry man I barely had time to do the 4 S's and stop at the liquor store before the game started."

Bill: "4 S's? I thought there were only 3."

Ray: "nope, 4. Shower, shit, shave, and schmasturbate."
by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012
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