schlomping 

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

schlomping by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Slothing 

When a girl or guy wraps their arms around the other persons neck and wraps their legs around the other's waist. Called Slothing because it resembles a sloth hugging a tree. Slothing can also be a game which is when the person being slothed/slothee is trying to fling the person slothing/slother off them.

Last night uma,Scott,and cristina were slothing.

Slothing by Ratchet_rat July 28, 2014

Slothing 

When you are able to finger a girl using three or four fingers, as many as a sloth.

Joe: How big is your girl's vagina?
Sean: She is so loose that I will be slothing her later.

Slothing by Erik Burns June 10, 2008

Slothing  

the act of lofting around lifelessly like a useless and lazy lifeless form, akin to the slow moving 3 toed long armed shaggy creature that roams the south African Saharas.

jones: hey radz do you want to go to the gym with me tonight
radz: honestly, im really not in the mood im just going to be slothing around the house, 3 toed style. WORD

Slothing by radbud February 17, 2009

Schlonging 

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

Schlonging by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Slothing 

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).

"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"

Slothing by Castro with a K May 30, 2008

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

schlonking by George Pearson August 23, 2009