schlongus

Dipshit, retard, fucker, dicksucker, slut fag, you ass wipe nig....

You are a fucking schlongus...

by hackr900069 December 28, 2005

schoolbus

Although the true meaning of this word is really a mystery, one can safely assume that, when used correctly, it refers to a sexual technique. The phrase "to do someone schoolbus" was born after a young Japanese boy told his American English teacher that "I do you schoolbus".

-couple passionately kissing-

Man: Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna do you school bus..

Woman: .......

by ellimak July 29, 2005

Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011

Schoolbusing

The act of performing any kind of sexual action on a bus or school bus.

"You guys better quit schoolbusing, otherwise I am going to tell the bus driver."

by PIatforms January 14, 2017

schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.

Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018

Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020