A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.
by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011
Get the schlongina mug.Stealing. Usually children invading a garden at night to steal apples or pears. Common term in Ireland during the 1970's. Not sure if this term is used any more or if children limit their mischief to this kind of thing.
by webmasterpdx October 16, 2018
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The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.
The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
by IncognitoD July 5, 2009
Get the schlomping mug.intransitive verb. To go out with preset expectations to find the most raunchy, slimy, disgusting, slow, slutty, and hogish girl (most similar to a slog). This typically is an undertakening performed by less than attractive men who make it a frequent hobby.
As well, slogging may be used to refer to the undertaking actions of a wingman or taking one for the team. Typically, you are taking a slog home so that your friend has some chance at real hot pussy.
However, this may not always be the case, as some friends like to compete for the greatest slog, or live in an area in which the male to female ratio is horrible, making the only girls available more like beasts.
Since slogs sound like slugs, and slugs are watery animals, it has mainly been adapted to a style simliar to fishing. The term: Gone Sloggin' for example might be found in an away message of a guy going out to get smashed and get some ugly.
As well, slogging may be used to refer to the undertaking actions of a wingman or taking one for the team. Typically, you are taking a slog home so that your friend has some chance at real hot pussy.
However, this may not always be the case, as some friends like to compete for the greatest slog, or live in an area in which the male to female ratio is horrible, making the only girls available more like beasts.
Since slogs sound like slugs, and slugs are watery animals, it has mainly been adapted to a style simliar to fishing. The term: Gone Sloggin' for example might be found in an away message of a guy going out to get smashed and get some ugly.
Me and my old roommate used to be real good slogging partners. We both treated it like fishing, but there was one key difference, he was really trying to catch something. I knew fishing the waters of the local bars was pretty bad, only catfish and sea walruses out there, but my roommate used to just take whatever was the catch of the day and bring it home to show off.
by ToastedZergling December 7, 2006
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by smartey June 28, 2005
Get the slogging mug.'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.
also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.
by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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