Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.

Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!

by Telephony November 24, 2016

schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

schlemiel

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.

"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."

by Ed, A General, A Renegade May 13, 2005

Schema

A person known for scheming or scamming other people. Schemas make use of nasty schemes to deceive investors into fraudulent investments.

They're also known for stealing away loved ones as a way to prove their commendable social skills.

Basically another word for 'Scammer'.

"Schemas are often seen laying out Ponzi schemes to scheme the naïve population."

"Poor Bill from next door just lost his

by The Anti-Schema Cult. September 17, 2018

Schleaffe

1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage

Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?

by OldDoobs September 8, 2010

schoeman

Schoeman is givin to those who are capable of living life with utmost importance. They are usually bubbly, cheerful and very energetic. They love being around friends and making them have fun. Don't mess with a Schoeman and tell them the 'ch' is not pronounced as a "k", otherwise you might just find yourself in a grave long forgotten from society.

Schoeman is a great person.

by Wiseelder January 27, 2021