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Schiavo

1. A brain dead person in Florida who is the subject of some recent controversy due to the mis-pronounciation of her living will, which is nonexistent, thus furthering the irony. Dividing the country into "Life" or "Don't waste money on the brain dead chick" groups.
2. Another term for a discussion on life and death.
3. Schiavo as in schiavoed, schiavoed, to be put to death due to the lack of a living will.
4. One persons private opinion on Schiavo. Opinion may be: "Life! No one should ever die" or "Well, she's a brain dead vegetable, and whats the use of a brain dead vegetable that you can't eat?".
I personally support them pulling the plug on Schiavo because, well, she can't think, love, or do anything. She's a fucking vegetable, people.
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Schiavo

The state of being so intoxicated that you appear to be in a vegetative state. Such inebriation references the Terri Schiavo case.
Dude #1 -"Dude I wanna get so drunk tonight!"

Dude #2- "Yeah man let's get fucking Schiavo now!"
by SiouxsieSous August 27, 2009
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schiavo!

In an age where christianity and political correctness conflict there's a point where it all must come to and end.

Schiavo:goodbye,the end,may we meet again in another time....etc
as a lay dying here from a coathanger induced abortion is say "schiavo!" may i be a remebered as a tool for the wacky christians at large, god bless america!
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schiavo'd

Being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point that one has entered a temporary vegetative state. Characterized by a complete lack of mental activity, despite occasional autonomic responses.
Man, I'm sorry I missed your call last night. I was so schaivo'd I couldn't get up to answer the phone.
by The Hat April 11, 2005
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Schiavo (ed)

To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.
Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way
Schiavoed!
by Theo April 6, 2005
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To get so incredibly drunk that you're in a vegetation like stage, and have no ability to function.
Person A: Dude, I just failed my Accounting test.
Person B: Same-sies.
Person A: I have a half gallon in my room, fuck it, lets get Schiavo (ed) tonight.
by Fuck the Huskies January 5, 2008
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Background:

Despite the overall physical condition of Terry Schiavo, Randall Terry pro-life decided to stick his foot in the matter and screamed to the press how Terry was being murdered by the State. Even though the now politicized matter was punted to the judiciary, the damage had already been done; this bi-partisan slimy football will figure in the elections of '06 and '08. Therefore, the definition follows

Any attempt to subvert and negate base spousal rights through whatever means available, whether they are political or religion based, to further your own agenda, without regard to the person or persons so affected or the existence under which they presently dwell.

Insistence of accepting only the facts of a situation that fit your paradigm, ignoring any anomalies that may impugn the aforementioned so as to further the above.
Senator, the 23 strokes have left the patient brain dead. What shall we do?

Find a way to schiavo them.......and make sure you can blame someone else....it will make for good press coverage so we can get more free name recognition for the next election!
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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