A character from Showtime's The L Word, commonly known as the most outrageous. She started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress Marina. Most recently she is known for being completely batshit in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.
Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.
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In the third year of the Roman republic the Etruscan king Lars Porsenna besieged Rome, hoping to bring back its last king, Tarquin the Proud. During the siege, a young Roman of noble birth, Gaius Mucius, enters the enemy camp and tries to assassinate king Porsenna. However, instead of killing him, he kills one of his secretaries.
When he is brought before Porsenna, the man shows his contempt for torture and pain by voluntarily placing his right hand in a fire. Impressed by this steadfastness, Porsenna releases him, and Mucius answers to this gentle act by informing the king that there are no less than 300 men in Rome who have sworn to kill Porsenna.
After his return to the city, Mucius is surnamed Scaevola ("left hand") and the Senate rewards him with a grant of land west of the river, the Mucia Prata, "Mucian Meadows".
When he is brought before Porsenna, the man shows his contempt for torture and pain by voluntarily placing his right hand in a fire. Impressed by this steadfastness, Porsenna releases him, and Mucius answers to this gentle act by informing the king that there are no less than 300 men in Rome who have sworn to kill Porsenna.
After his return to the city, Mucius is surnamed Scaevola ("left hand") and the Senate rewards him with a grant of land west of the river, the Mucia Prata, "Mucian Meadows".
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by Scaevolus January 19, 2009
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1) Aggressively scams on, or molests a poor unassuming lass
2) Subversively plots to scam on, molest, or otherwise bother a poor unassuming lass
Synonyms: Creep, scumbag, slimeball, dirtbag, scuzzbag
Variations:
- The guy with slimy hair, a toothpick, and a wife beater who whistles at chicks on a street corner, whilest sitting on a milk crate.
- The guy who grabs chicks' derrieres on a crowded subway train and then looks elsewhere to place blame
- The guy who lurks outside the local community college, manually pleasuring himself to visions of passing co-eds, within the sagging pockets of his dungarees.
1) Aggressively scams on, or molests a poor unassuming lass
2) Subversively plots to scam on, molest, or otherwise bother a poor unassuming lass
Synonyms: Creep, scumbag, slimeball, dirtbag, scuzzbag
Variations:
- The guy with slimy hair, a toothpick, and a wife beater who whistles at chicks on a street corner, whilest sitting on a milk crate.
- The guy who grabs chicks' derrieres on a crowded subway train and then looks elsewhere to place blame
- The guy who lurks outside the local community college, manually pleasuring himself to visions of passing co-eds, within the sagging pockets of his dungarees.
Golly gosh, Thor is a complete and utter sceevatz! That unconscionable creep will not stop putting his hands all over poor Persephone, even though she has repeatedly voiced her displeasure with said acts.
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by xXHymenAnnihilator69/420Xx March 29, 2019
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It means that person is falling into a coma after coming back from school and then not sleeping until school the next day.
In extreme cases, there is even no coma or nap and you just go to school the next day.
Nap's in this unique schedule are 1-3 hours and coma's are 4 and more hours.
This schedule is becoming more popular among students of Aldin's school due to the terror they are going through.
It means that person is falling into a coma after coming back from school and then not sleeping until school the next day.
In extreme cases, there is even no coma or nap and you just go to school the next day.
Nap's in this unique schedule are 1-3 hours and coma's are 4 and more hours.
This schedule is becoming more popular among students of Aldin's school due to the terror they are going through.
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