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Scheisser

German in origin.

Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.

1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.

2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.

In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.

The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.

This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.

They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) Can be used in an exasperated tone Oh Scheisser! which means Oh shit.

2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"

From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
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Schnizers

Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
Schnizers, that hurt.
That's schnizers man.
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scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.
Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!
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schleinerickis

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick
Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...
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Gracie Schriner

The pride of “Louis”vile, KY. She is just an absolute dawg, an academic weapon to most. The modern day George Washington, just fucking slings shit. Sumter Archer would compare her to LeBron James contending for the GOAT. Zach Efron is the thirstiest bitch I’ve ever met, said Gracie. Straight killer as she demolished his whole career in her one recorded statement ever.
You’re such a Gracie Schriner, said Sumter. If you see her teaching accounting, just know it’s over. A- Gaurenteed!
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petar k schriner

im cool and nice and dont smoke
im the most nice teen i would ever know
by petar schriner April 24, 2005
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scherzer

Coolest family alive have super taste in dressing though they are sometimes hard to get a hold of never let one of them go! They are worth the wait

" wow those people are so cool they must be sherzers"
scherzer
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