Scotchy Meter

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

scotch toss

Scotch toss is a beach game, in which players toss a closed scotch bottle (possibly filled with a mixer) at one another, while standing in the ocean. If a player catches the bottle, he must drink. If a player drops the bottle, they must take two drinks.

I can't go out, I played scotch toss on the beach last night and feel awful.

by dbqpvr March 10, 2018

Pork Scotch

A short, stocky man with a shaved head. Close to pensionable age but believes himself to be young and with-it. Drives a small white van. He thinks its cool to cook food outside with his drag-act "girlfriend", believing that sharing a garlic bread at a green plastic table is all that is required for a barbecue. Also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly and The Arsehole.

Pork Scotch is a total twat
Its gay to wear a buffalo hat
Your girlfriend's really a man in drag
Your boring face makes people gag

by Benny Twadge April 18, 2009

Political Etch a sketch

To Change one position on Political issues after a politcal primary to make one's self image seem more politically moderate then where they stood when they ran for their politcal party's nomination (For Senate, Congress, President, Governor, ect). In essence it's to try to clear the board politically before battle their politcal opponent for a particular politcal office.

Made Famous by Mitt Romney's 2012 Presidential campaign when one of his campaign workers refereed to resetting Mitt Romney's public image after winning his party's Presidential nomination as using a Etch A Sketch

Candidate X had to take a hardline approach on immigration to make himself look more conservative then his primary opponent. Worried about his position on immigration making him look bad in the General Election, Candidate X proceeded to perform a Political Etch a sketch of his image.

by Libertatis May 26, 2014

sketch pad

A private place of residence that has a steady flow of shady visitors due to the nature of business within said dwelling, i.e. the exchange of cash for black market goods and/or services, such as illegal drugs, weapons, prostitution, or some combination thereof.

Yo man, let's roll over to Sampson's place to score an ounce of weed.

Fuck that sketch pad, broham! Last time I bought herb from that dude, he opened up to me like I was Barbra Walters...told me he was impotent and shit...plus, one of his bitches was buggin' out on PCP and bit my goddang nuts. Let's just scrape some resin outta my bong instead.

by hecktor dangus, esq. February 16, 2008

Pork Scotch

A boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. Pork Scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a Pork Scotch aswell.When the boring old bastard speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. He wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. He has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. Pork Scotch is also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly, and The Arsehole. His real name is Max (AKA Pork Scotch)

MONK: Look at The Arsehole. The clothes are terrible! Ugly, Ugly old bastard!
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

sketchfuck

(n) Someone or something that is particularly sketchy. Can also be used as an adjective (sketchfucked).

That person keeps walking back and forth past this restaurant for no apparent reason...what a sketchfuck.

This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.

by cinnamon girl April 24, 2008